February 10, 2004

• For S, E and D:

  
  

  girls, sorry to hear that you're going thru a rough patch.  here are some random thoughts:

  
  

  the only thing to do when you're trying to get over a break up

  
  

  - go drink up [hiccup]

  
  

  - ~ shake your bootie and dance your heart away ~

  
  

  - surround yourself with friends who make you laugh

  
  

     me: *sniff*  

  
  

     friends: stel get over it already     (____o____)

  
  

  - keep yourself busy.  berry berry busy

  
  

  or you can take mylai's advice:

  
  

  this is your ex -

  
  

  the person responsible for all the anguish, suicidal tendencies and that wretched feeling in your tummy.

  
  

  with the help of the lovely miss karina, i've composed a list of distractions that will succor you during this horrible period.
  

  
  

  

  
  

  ¢X go out to your favorite meat market of a dance club, chug down three kamikazes and shamelessly pick up on the dj, bartender, random schmuck in wrangler jeans. "hay babeee.. *hiccup!*"

  
  

  ¢X watch spielberg's schindler's list. you'll realize what a minutiae your relationship with was.

  
  

  ¢X take up a recreational drug, like heroine.

  
  

  ¢X read a book.

  
  

  ¢X be a computer geek. learn unix. learn html. learn cgi. php. develop rsi carpal tunnel. my original reasons behind learning html was to create a webpage on "why my is a jerk."

  
  

  ¢X see a psychiatrist. persuade him into putting you on an antidepressent such as paxil, luvox, celexa or prozac. trade medications with your friends!

  
  

  ¢X join a threatre group, redirect your energy into something productive. you'll make new friends as well. theatre geeks rule.

  
  

  ¢X liberate yourself and learn to appreciate one night stands for what they are.

  
  

  ¢X hang out in irc. ha! and you thought you were the only person not getting any! (efnet, #sf-raves)

  
  

  ¢X cow tipping on yagermeister.

  
  

  ¢X buy an slr camera and take a beginner's photography class. artistic outlets are nifty and manually processing your photographs are a lot of fun. added + is that the chemicals in the darkroom will get you all yay'ed up!

  
  

  ¢X attempt anorexia. your binding club clothes will fit better.

  
  

  ¢X try the brazilian wax.

  
  

  ¢X throw an intimate dinner party with five of your closest friends. (domestic skills required)

  
  

  ¢X keep a journal. an online journal even.

  
  

  ¢X burn your arm with a lighter. slice your leg up with an exacto knife. it's strange how you aren't affected by physical pain during this tormenting time.

  
  

  ¢X practice your kegal exercises, just in case.

  
  

  ¢X chain smoke.

  
  

  ¢X write a schizophrenic letter to . vent. describe how miserable has made you feel. continue digressing. move onto how much you miss . reminisce about that time you and went to that one place. then threaten suicide if you don't see again. end letter with a nasty bitter comment like,
  
  "you're nothing but a druggie loser and i hope you overdose one day and die you asshole."
  
  DO NOT MAIL LETTER.
  
  ____________________________________

  
  

  kidding aside sweetie,
  the one thing you need to keep is your dignity. restrain yourself from calling at 3am, deliriously.emotionally.unstable and ramble on about how hurt you are. yah i know, i've been there. it sucks..

  
  

  but being branded the psycho ex sucks too.

  
  

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