June 14, 2007

• mini hero
  

  my cat woke me up last night by dragging
  the water machine across the kitchen floor.  i slapped him on the
  butt and moved the machine back into place.  this morning i stumbled
  out of bed, and on my way to the bathroom, saw a pile of cat vomit on the
  ground.  "HOBBES!!!" i was seething.  stupid cat woke
  me up AND left me puke to clean up.  but then i inspected the puke
  (call it morbid curiosity) and i saw a wire-like thingie sticking out.
   and as i looked more closely, to my horror, i saw a couple
  of these scattered across the kitchen floor...

  ew.  hobbes must've seen the roach
  in the kitchen, hunted it down, played with it, and covered it in a pile
  of vomit to DROWN IT.  DIE, ROACH, DIE.

  right, who am i kidding, judging from the skit marks in the kitchen, this is probably how it went down:

  
  Cat Chasing A Cockroach (or A Sort Of Bug) - The funniest videos are a click away

  however he killed it, i am grateful... to my mini hero for getting rid of the roach for
  me AND for masking its corpse so expertly for my benefit.  thank you Hobbes.

  one of the amputated legs, as i was wiping it away with a wet kleenex, crunched.  i almost died.

  

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